Top Ten "Would You Rather's"

Okay, so we've all played that game when someone asks you "would you rather" and whoever came up with the best one was always recognised as a leader of the 'would you rather' sessions. So what are the best ones? Well, i'm going to try and compile the list here for you now. As always this won't be serious and i'm just going to post funny ones, so yeah, enjoy!

10. Would you rather be attacked by an angry piranha or by a giant snake?


9. Would you rather eat 30 pounds of cheese or drink a gallon of peanut butter without water?


8. Would you rather fight Mike Tyson at his peak or talk like him for the rest of your life?


7. Would you rather be stuck on a raft with a over enthusiastic Star-Trek fan or a constipated clown?


6. Would you rather be deaf or blind?

A classic!

5. Go down on Grandpa or have your Grandma go down on you?


4. Watch your parents shag a 1000 times or join in once?



3. Have sex with a Walrus or never have sex again?


2. Would you rather fondle an over-willing dog or be fondled by a sharp-clawed cat?


1. Would you rather be bummed by your mum with a penis or do your dad when he has a vagina?


None of these needed to be commented upon, all are disgusting but great questions to ask in the would you rather games...Don't feel ashamed if you secretly answered any of the more disturbing ones...I did...